7 Reasons to Order
- This is a little weird, awkward, and embarrassing but I’m doing it anyway. That makes me brave. You like brave people.
- You get to know a little about little Nadia. How’d I become the monster I am today?
- You’re supporting someone you know, even if we just know each other on the internet. I’m no celebrity or one of their ads.
- It comes with an audiobook and I speak the Jamaican dialect of patwah on it. You love the Jamaican accent.
- It’s only $8. Plus you can get my poetry eBook along with it at a discount for $10 – BOGO 40%.
- Two people read it and said it was “curious yet satisfying, and somehow warm” and “very authentic and personal”. Believe them though they might be biased.
- [Insert your reason why you should here so you’re at least a 14.28571429% motivated to. I did the actual math.]